Doing more than stroking an ego…

Posted on November 7, 2011 by joe

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The Handjob Newbie Fell In Love With Me

Posted on June 21, 2011 by joe

handjob newbieYou really need to be patient to become a teacher. I was glad I never became a teacher because I don’t have the patience to teach slow students. I would be willing to teach, but one time only. I won’t keep on repeating myself until he or she gets it. It is not my fault that that person is slow right? I would just give that person a manual, which he or she can read.

My patience was tested when I met a handjob newbie. Damn! She really exceeded my limit in being patient, but I still can’t manage to get mad at her and leave this handjob newbie. Oh man, her puppy eyes always works on me each time she begs for me to teach her.

We have been talking handjob for days and she still can’t get it right. I even showed her some videos so it would be easier for her to learn, but she ends up doing it wrong. I don’t know what’s hard about that. I quit all the talking handjob and let her work with the real thing.

handjob newbieI finally asked her to practice on my cock and she was shocked at first, but did it because she wanted to learn. She even cried to me because all the guys she gave handjobs to laughed at her instead of getting turned on. Poor girl! I decided to let her work on my cock since I had a lot of handjobs already. After a few tries, she got the quickest handjob done by a girl to me. I congratulated her and told her she was ready to try it out on other guys.

She is famous now for giving the quickest handjob and guys all lineup just to date her. I felt sad that my student finally become the master. My cock really miss her hands and I was glad she came back and they were reunited once again. She said that she finally fell in love with me because I was so patient with her. If she only knew how impatient I was.

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Uniform Handjob Is Kinky And Fun

Posted on June 7, 2011 by joe

uniform handjobHow would you make your sex life more exciting and fun? One way of doing that is by role-playing. I love seeing hot chicks dress up into a Japanese school girl, a cute cheerleader, a sexy secretary, a wild cowgirl and a naughty nurse to name a few. Fucking with these kinds of girls are some of my greatest fantasies. I only see girls in uniform doing lots of naughty stuff in porn, but now I can make them come true by hiring chicks to dress up for me.

It all started when I got an escort handjob courtesy of my best friend. He always arranges things for me because I was too busy with my work and he knows how to have fun. I decided to go to Las Vegas for a vacation and asked him to fix things for me like finding a hotel to stay in and hooking me up with girls. I always wondered where he got the girls he asks me to date because they were all freaking gorgeous. I later on found out that he got those chick at an escort service which was cool with me. Fuck! Starting from just an escort handjob, it led to hot role-playing in bed which was awesome.

uniform handjobThe girls asked me for additional charge each time I asked them to wear kinky uniforms and play the character before I start fucking them all night long. The best role-play was when I decided to become a pilot and my date was a stewardess. I pretended I was in a cockpit and she knocked at the door and slowly got in and navigated my cock. The uniform handjob she gave me made me feel like I was really flying high in the sky.

That was really fun, but too bad I have to go back to boring Vermont. I would have to start saving up now to have another trip in Vegas to get my uniform handjob and more sexual fun.

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Standing Handjob Is Not That Easy

Posted on May 24, 2011 by joe

standing handjobOnce a guy gets horny, he has to do what he has to do and that is to jack off. I know it would be easier to get someone to do a forceful handjob on me, but I don’t get to be surrounded by girls all the time. That’s why I just have to get used to a solo handjob outside.

It is not easy doing a standing handjob in public, but I have to do it or else my cock would suffer. This usually happens when I see this hot chick cross the street wearing a really skimpy outfit especially when the wind blows her skirt up showing her nice butt cheeks. I would put the newspaper or the bag I have with me to cover my hands from stroking my hard cock. I was glad I live in a city where people were too busy to notice me from doing a standing handjob.

standing handjobI also do a quick handjob outside when I see a girl sitting across the train showing off her upskirt. Damn! Some of those chicks don’t even wear underwear. I think they do it on purpose to tease horny men like me because I can even see them giggling. I would run to the bathroom and continue stroking my cock so I won’t get those fucking blue balls.

The wildest thing I did was when I was at a convention about breast implants. I got all horny seeing lots of amazing tits on the screen that I suddenly grabbed the hand of this chick beside me and placed it on my cock. I was shocked I did that and of course she was more shocked I asked her to give me a forceful handjob. She didn’t scream because she doesn’t want to cause a commotion. After the convention, she walked closely to me and told me I was a big jerk. Phew! I was glad she was a cool girl. I wonder if they can charge me for sexual harassment when she was the one that harassed my cock.

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Special Handjob Courtesy of My Neighbor

Posted on May 10, 2011 by joe

special handjobIt really sucks when you spend most of your time getting a vaseline handjob rather than a special handjob from a hot chick. But some men have no choice, but to settle for a vaseline handjob because they were not as lucky as the other guys who can get any chick they want. I admit that I am one of those losers who goes out and buy cans of beer, some vaseline and porn mags at a convenience store before heading back home after a long day at work.

I even got this magazine that featured an article about handjob guide to help me make most of my jacking off. I tried all sorts of tricks and styles I read in this handjob guide, but nothing worked for me. Yeah, I did cum, but not really satisfied. I threw that magazine away and decided to just do it the old school way. They say hard work pays off so I have to work hard to make myself cum.

special handjobI have a new neighbor that moved in recently and she was a hot MILF. She always wears this tight tank top which shows her cleavage and mini skirt. Fuck! She makes me so damn horny, but too bad she was already married. I think she noticed me checking her out that’s why she winks at me each time she passes by with her hubby.

One time, she invited all the neighbors to her place for a thanks giving dinner because her hubby got promoted. Of course that was hard to resist. While having dinner, I was surprised when her hands started to play with my cock under the table. Fuck! It was so hard to eat that’s why I just decided to gulp into my wine. They even asked me if I was alright and I told them I need to go to the bathroom. Damn! I still can’t forget my neighbor’s special handjob. I hope she would throw another party at their place.

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Street Handjob Is Nasty But My Friend Is Nastier

Posted on April 27, 2011 by joe

street handjobSome men would hire a hoe just to get a street handjob, but that is not my style. I would rather give myself a handjob rather than get a dirty handjob. My cock is really sensitive and doesn’t want to be touched by any chick especially if that chick has touched a lot of cocks. These girls could have also acquired some skin disease from stroking a lot of cocks. That is really gross. I am not that desperate enough to settle for a street handjob.

I had a friend named Molly and I knew she has a thing for me because she always teases me and ask me what type of girl I want. Once a girl asks a guy that question, then it means that she is getting some hints what she would do to impress a guy. We have been friends for three years now and even slept together, but nothing ever happens between us. I guess I was scared to ruin our friendship or there was also that fear of rejection. Maybe she was just checking what kind of guy I was and once she sees I easily give in, then she would dump me. There were moments that I wanted to grab her ass and start kissing her, but I have to control myself.

street handjobOne time, I was kinda drunk and dared her to touch my cock. She laughed at me and asked me what she would get in return if she did that. I told her I would be her slave for a day. She started to give me a friend handjob. Fuck! She was good at that. The next day, she called me up and asked me to clean up her place. Damn! She didn’t forget our deal and I was dead tired fixing up her messy place and she even made me her personal driver going back on forth to all her friends. She smiled and asked me if I wanted another friend handjob and I told her I would pass. Fuck! I guess I should settle with a dirty handjob for now and not get tired at all.

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My Girl Doesn’t Need Any Handjob Instructions

Posted on April 13, 2011 by joe

handjob instructionsIt has been tough getting a solo handjob for years. I would have to watch a lot of porn to help me cum. It would also take a lot of lubricant and stroking to let all my jizz out. Fuck! My hands always hurt like hell after I give myself a solo handjob because I don’t get turned on easily not like other guys. I am just one of those dudes that needs to do a lot of kinky stuff with my cock before I can get it to spit out. LOL.

I have been wishing for a chick that would give me a good handjob and fate gave me this girl named Mary. She is this shy and quiet girl that spends most of her time playing the piano and sing. I never noticed her not until she performed in front of the class. Fuck! Mary’s voice was amazing and she was really good in playing piano. I started to get to know her and we finally became a couple.

handjob instructionsMary and I were fooling around one time while hanging out at the music room when she started to grab my cock and gave me a gf handjob. Fuck! I was surprised at what she did and it made me cum inside my pants. That was really embarrassing. Damn! My girl doesn’t need any handjob instructions because she was a natural at that. I got curious and asked her if she got those styles from any handjob instructions and she told me it is all about the feel. She said giving a handjob is just like playing the piano. That was a cool theory.
I now get a dose of my gf handjob every day and would continue to make lovely music with my chick. She plays with my cock and I would play with her pussy.

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Retro Handjob Turned Me On

Posted on March 30, 2011 by joe

retro handjobMen love it when women play with their cock. I totally dig that especially if the chick can give me a super handjob. But what would you consider a super handjob? For me, I consider it super because it could make any guy cum in an instant. Just a few good strokes would bring any man straight to heaven and squirting his cum all over. It is better than fucking a girl hard where I have to exert a lot of effort and sweat it all out just to cum. I prefer getting a rough handjob because all I have to do is to sit or lie down and let the girls show me the magic of their hands. The rougher they are, the more I love it.

I saw this 70s porn one time while browsing on my usual porn collection. It was about this white dude who entered a massage parlor and got more than he wanted. There was this hot brunette wearing a white mini dress and no bra underneath which makes her hard nipples more visible. He started to twist her nipples while she was giving him a massage which made her horny. She finally gave in and French kissed this guy while giving him a retro handjob. Fuck! Seeing her put some oil on his cock and give him retro handjoba retro handjob turned me on big time.

She stroked the cock gently, but with a lot of pressure on it which I think was better than a rough handjob. I thought that the trick was with being hard and rough on the cock. I didn’t know that it was all in the smooth stroking and the way you squeeze the cock. The oil made it easier for the hands to glide on the cock too. Too bad I was waiting for more to happen, but it was just some handjob scene. I wish I can find a massage parlor that would also give me a cock massage.

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Long Nails Handjob And Erotic Massage is The Best Combination

Posted on March 16, 2011 by joe

long nails handjobPeople need time to relax especially if all they do is work. We also need to pamper ourselves from time to time so we won’t get burned out. Some people choose to go for a vacation, some go hiking or swimming, and some opt for a nice massage or a visit to the spa.

I have tried all of those, but the best is having an erotic massage and long nails handjob. Fuck! That is the perfect combination for me. I do get a quick handjob from the girls I go out with, but that was not enough to get me fully satisfied. Yeah, the quick handjob is good enough to cum when I get horny, but I want to enjoy that without the rush.

I was glad that my friend told me about this place in Chinatown that gives an erotic massage. Fuck! I have to experience that so I headed there one time during my day off. When I got there, the cute Asian chick asked me to change into this nice kimono. I really like the vibe there because there was incense and candles everywhere which wlong nails handjobas relaxing.

I was lying face down on the bed when this hot Asian chick started to give pour some oil on my back and gave me a nice massage. Damn, she asked me to turn around and then started giving me an oily handjob. Fuck! This was my first time to get an oily handjob and it was freaking great. What makes it even better was that she got long kinky nails which hurts a little each time she squeezes my cock. Oh yes! That was the perfect long nails handjob for me. Too bad they have rules that we can’t fuck the girls, but that massage and handjob was really satisfying. I can’t wait to go back there and give my cock a whole day treat.

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I Am Proud of My Handjob Collection

Posted on March 2, 2011 by joe

handjob collectionThere are different ways to please a guy. Some girls give them a blowjob, a tittyfuck and a handjob. Personally, the thing that turns me on big time is a hard handjob. I don’t like the gentle stroking because it does not have any effect on me. I prefer getting hard handjob from a hot chick with long nails because the pain makes me more horny.

I started having a handjob collection during my college days where I compare all the chicks that give me a handjob. Now that I am in my 40s, I would have to say that I think I already had 50 girls in my handjob collection. I am pretty proud of that number because it goes to show that girls really love my big fat white cock. It was easy for me to ask these girls to give me a handjob because they can see it bulking from my pants and that is hard to resist. They were all curious to see how big my cock can grow. Damn! The look on their face changes once they see the full-length of my cock. LOL.

handjob collectionSome of the girls I dated before asked me for handjob tips because they tried giving me a handjob, but they didn’t succeed. They started stroking my cock gently and it took them already more than 15 minutes, but it didn’t turn me on. They get upset because I never get to fuck them since we have a deal that if they can’t turn me on with a good handjob, then they won’t get a taste of my big dick.

I told these girls that they don’t need any handjob tips, but all they have to do is just practice and be passionate with what they do. They should talk to my cock using their hands. I told them that they need to add more pressure because my cock is a big boy now and can handle anything rough. Some girls got to know what my cock better and I became good fuck buddies with them.

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